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February 01, 2005
Hey, wanna buy a thong?
I preface this by saying that Mr. Gaunt, though he's a good guy to work for, is a rotten businessman.
He sold a spaceship to a guy he liked for a credit. He once took a case for a decicred. He's insane.
I don't mean in a homicidal, snap your neck if you look at him funny kind of way. He's like that, but in the Pit that's just being prudent.
No, I mean that he's a Cubs fan.
That, combined with a bottle of Old Mink that had gone way past the expiration date, led him to make a bet with Smiling Smerta, the ex-Tourbot Salesman. And the Cubs being who they are, well...
Anyway, this is a roundabout way of explaining how there's now a whole bunch of "official" GrimJack and Munden's Bar merchandise for sale at Smiling Smerta's Bizarre Bazaar of Merchandise & Cheap Thrills. He's got beer steins, coasters, shirts, boxer shorts, even Demonstar replica buttons. Though we did insist on a few that said "No Tourbots". Smerta nearly burst his frilbick over that, but Mr. Gaunt can be persuasive when he's irritated.
Go buy some. Please. The more money this stuff makes, the faster Mr. Gaunt will be out of this lousy mood. And we'll need the cash to pay for the repairs from his lousy mood.
P.S.: It seems that some enterprising soul hacked Smerta's computer system. You can save $5 off on orders of $50 or more. When you check out, use Coupon Code: VDAY50. But hurry, the hack is only going to last until February 3.
Posted by Gordon Munden at February 1, 2005 02:37 AM
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