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<title>Proof that booze is good for you!</title>
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<issued>2007-10-12T04:26:52Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">Vodka drip saves poisoned Italian - Yahoo! News: SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian doctors used an intravenous feed of vodka to keep an Italian tourist alive after he consumed large quantities of a poisonous substance. ADVERTISEMENT The 24-year-old man, in an...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071010/wl_nm/australia_vodka_dc_1;_ylt=AovnoPAMZPz1Enq9CEfVQ5hY24cA">Vodka drip saves poisoned Italian - Yahoo! News</a>:
<blockquote>SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian doctors used an intravenous feed of vodka to keep an Italian tourist alive after he consumed large quantities of a poisonous substance.
ADVERTISEMENT

<p>The 24-year-old man, in an apparent bid at self-harm, had swallowed ethylene glycol, found in antifreeze, which can cause death. Doctors administered pure alcohol, the conventional antidote, but exhausted the hospital's supply.</p>

<p>Desperate to continue the treatment the doctors at Mackay Base Hospital in Queensland state hooked up an intravenous feed of vodka, hospital officials said.</p>

<p>"The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit," Dr Todd Fraser said in a statement on Wednesday.</blockquote></p></p>

<p>And did we mention that there are new Munden's Bar stories at <a href="http://www.comicmix.com/">ComicMix</a>? Go read them now!</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Reopening in October...</title>
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<modified>2007-09-10T22:49:41Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-10T22:45:53Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">...over at ComicMix, with all new stories. Hope to see you soon. The first round is on us. Actually, from now on, all the rounds are on us-- the stories will be free....</summary>
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<name>Gordon Munden</name>
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<![CDATA[<p>...over at <a title="ComicMix.Com" href="http://www.comicmix.com/news/2007/09/09/mike-gold-phase-ii/">ComicMix</a>, with all new stories.</p>

<p>Hope to see you soon. The first round is on us. </p>

<p>Actually, from now on, <em>all</em> the rounds are on us-- the stories will be free.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>The Amazing Screw-On Head</title>
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<modified>2008-03-31T17:45:27Z</modified>
<issued>2006-07-27T04:12:44Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">Email... we get email... this is from Ken Levin, comic book consigliere: From: Ken F. Levin Subject: (unless you have ever received an email before) THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT EMAIL YOU COULD EVER GET IN THE HISTORY OF EMAILS!...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p>Email... we get email... this is from Ken Levin, comic book consigliere:</p>

<blockquote>From: Ken F. Levin
Subject: (unless you have ever received an email before) THIS IS THE MOST
 IMPORTANT EMAIL YOU COULD EVER GET IN THE HISTORY OF EMAILS!

<p>A number of you have asked me to let you know if you can access something I&rsquo;m working on.  (Some of you have instead asked to make sure you are specifically NOT told about things I&rsquo;m working on, but unfortunately I&rsquo;ve lost THAT list, so you&rsquo;re getting this email too).  So... here is a head&rsquo;s up on THE AMAZING SCREW-ON HEAD, which has an interactive component and pilot viewing you could help me on if you are so inclined.</p>

<p>A brief bit of background:  My friend Mike Mignola, one of the great comic creators, created this and we took it into animation.  As I explained to various tv execs, it&rsquo;s that old chestnut about the head that screws itself into the appropriate body for his Secret Service job at hand, such as saving Abraham Lincoln from the Nazis.  OK, I know it&rsquo;s been done before but Mike has a special take on it.  Most execs looked at me like I must be high (I know that look from some of you, actually), but Mark Stern jumped on it.  My friend and producing partner Jason Netter and his Kickstart Productions company did an incredible job with it, including getting David Hyde Pierce and Paul Giametti for the lead voices -- you may have seen Paul talking about it on CONAN or THE VIEW Friday, or seen it in the WALL STREET JOURNAL Saturday (I know, I know, THE WALL STREET JOURNAL??).  The reviews, like from AIN&rsquo;T IT COOL NEWS, have been embarrassingly over the top (ummm, I&rsquo;m not really THAT embarrassed&#8230;);  NBCU (which owns SciFi Channel) asked us if they could use it as the first show they are allowing people to see in full on the internet before its pilot airing.  The pilot is TOMORROW on SciFi Channel at 10:30pm, or 9:30pm, or 4am after the Farm Report, wherever your local broadcaster has slotted it.  You can watch it in full by going to <a href="http://WWW.SCIFI.COM/pulse">WWW.SCIFI.COM/PULSE</a> (but only if you&rsquo;ll vote afterwards; &ldquo;vote&rdquo; means saying &ldquo;OH MY GOD!  It&rsquo;s the greatest thing that&rsquo;s ever been on tv in the history of tv, dude!&rdquo; in case there&rsquo;s confusion about voting).*  Voting, but especially watching the pilot, would be of great help, in case there&rsquo;s any confusion there, too; alerting all your friends and acquaintances would also be much appreciated. And if you do, I promise that Paul Giametti or David Hyde Pierce will come to your house and thank you personally.  We&rsquo;re just having a little problem with the scheduling.</p>

<p>Thanks as always&#8230;</p>

<p>Best,<br />
-Ken<br />
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<p>*You can tell by how he treats voting that Ken's from Chicago.</p>]]>

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<title>Mr. Gaunt? Is dat choo?</title>
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<modified>2008-03-31T17:46:03Z</modified>
<issued>2006-07-12T19:46:07Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">Real quick, more stuff as we have it, but here&apos;s the press release: GRIMJACK GOES 3D WITH REELART STUDIOS ReelArt Studios has licensed with The Nightsky GrimJack Rights and Production Vehicle LLC to create resin statues and busts featuring the...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><img src="http://gj.malibulist.com/mundens//GrimJackwlogo2.jpg" border="0" height="252" width="168" alt="GrimJackwlogo2.jpg" align="right" />Real quick, more stuff as we have it, but here's the press release:<br />
<blockquote>GRIMJACK GOES 3D WITH REELART STUDIOS</p>

<p>ReelArt Studios has licensed with The Nightsky GrimJack Rights and Production Vehicle LLC to create resin statues and busts featuring the characters from the Grimjack comic book series and other intellectual property holdings of the company. </p>

<p>The first product will be a 1/8th scale statue featuring John Gaunt, a.k.a. GrimJack, the brooding sword for hire in the city of Cynosure based on the artwork of Timothy Truman. The statue is scheduled to be sculpted by the talented Jason &ldquo;Spyda&rdquo; Adams and is planned for an early 2007 release date.</p>

<p>GrimJack is the creation of John Ostrander and Timothy Truman and was originally published in 1983 by First Comics, Inc. as a back-up story in Mike Grell&rsquo;s long running hit series STARSLAYER. A true overnight sensation, First Comics promptly moved GrimJack into its own stand-alone monthly title. GrimJack was published in more than 80 original comic book issues, an original graphic novel, and three spin-off series. More recently, the series made its return in KILLER INSTINCT, a new graphic novel distributed by IDW Publishing, who is also reprinting the complete First Comics run of GrimJack. A new GrimJack graphic novel by Ostrander and Truman is presently in the works and will begin serialization later this fall, with trade paperback distribution set for spring of 2007.</p>

<p>GrimJack&rsquo;s creators are long-standing stars of the comic book field. An internationally-produced playwright (Stuart Gordon&rsquo;s &ldquo;Bloody Bess&rdquo;), Mr. Ostrander&rsquo;s comic book writing credits include &ldquo;Batman,&rdquo; &ldquo;Star Wars,&rdquo; &ldquo;X-Men,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Superman.&rdquo; Mr. Truman&rsquo;s comic book art credits include &ldquo;The Justice League of America,&rdquo; &ldquo;Scout,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Lone Ranger, &ldquo;Star Wars,&rdquo; and currently &ldquo;Conan&rdquo; with Dark Horse Comics. Mr. Truman, an accomplished musician, is also known worldwide for his ongoing artistic work with Grateful Dead Productions.</p>

<p>ReelArt Studios President Michael Hudson said, &ldquo;Working with Timothy, John and all the guys at Team GrimJack is a dream come true. Grimjack is a truly great comic book character as are the other properties owned by the company. Our plans are to create some really cool, outstanding collectibles with the various characters represented. This is long overdue.&rdquo; </p>

<p>&ldquo;Personally speaking, I&rsquo;ve wanted a high-quality GrimJack statue for more than two decades,&rdquo; Nightsky GrimJack project director Mike Gold noted. &ldquo;Our patience has been rewarded beyond my deepest fanboy dreams. The fact that ReelArt&rsquo;s statue will be coming out just around the time of our next new graphic novel is wonderful serendipity. Timothy, John and all the folks at Team GrimJack can hardly wait!&rdquo; Gold concluded.</p>

<p>ReelArt Studios is a producer of collectible statues and busts of movie, pulp and comic book characters. placing special emphasis on creator owned properties. The company has licensed a number of pop culture properties to be turned into collectibles. ReelArt has partnered with such companies as King Features, C3 Entertainment, The Frazetta Art Gallery, Continuity Studios and Brown and Bigelow to produce products based on a wide variety of properties. ReelArt Studios is headquartered in St. Petersburg, FL. For more information, visit <a href="http://www.reelartstudios.com">http://www.reelartstudios.com</a></p>

<p>Nightsky GrimJack Rights and Production Vehicle LLC is a Chicago-based company with editorial offices in Connecticut. For more information, please visit <a href="http://www.grimjack.com">http://www.grimjack.com</a><br />
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Hey, what was that about a new <i>GrimJack</i> graphic novel...? We are...? John? Tim? Mike? How come nobody tells me these things? Oh boy, back to work...</p>]]>

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<title>Timothy Truman at Baltimore Comic-Con</title>
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<modified>2007-09-10T22:49:41Z</modified>
<issued>2005-09-14T09:03:59Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">Tim writes: &quot;The show is this weekend, Sept. 17-18. I will be there on Saturday the 17th (not sure about Sunday). Steve Becker-- the talented artist who worked with me on inks for &apos;GrimJack: Killer Instinct&apos;-- will be with me....</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p>Tim writes: "The show is this weekend, Sept. 17-18. I will be there on Saturday the 17th (not sure about Sunday).  Steve Becker-- the talented artist who worked with me on inks for '<i>GrimJack: Killer Instinc</i>t'--  will be with me. We will have a table in the main hall. I'll be bringing a lot of original artwork from <i>GrimJack</i>, plus advance preview material for my <i>Conan</i> project that I'm doing with my <i>Jonah Hex</i> cohort, Joe R. Lansdale. Steve will be bringing a portfolio full of fantastic stuff-- wait 'til you see his work.</p>

<p>"I must say in all honesty that of all the conventions I've attended in the past year, last year's <a href="http://www.comicon.com/baltimore">Baltimore Con</a> was my favorite! Great people, great vibe, and a beautiful, easy-to-find location.</p>

<p>"SEE YOU THERE!" -TT</p>]]>

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<title>Why we don&apos;t serve appetizers, part 2</title>
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<issued>2005-09-08T16:32:57Z</issued>
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<created>2005-09-08T16:32:57Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Restaurant In China Shut Down As Pricey Delicacy Turns Out To Be Donkey Meat In Urine... : The cat is out of the bag at a restaurant in northeast China that had been serving donkey meat spiked with tiger...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thenewswire/archive/../../2005/09/08/restaurant-in-china-shut-_n_7011.html
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					Restaurant In China Shut Down As Pricey Delicacy Turns Out To Be Donkey Meat In Urine...
				</a>:
<blockquote> <p>The cat is out of the bag at a restaurant in northeast China that had been serving donkey meat spiked with tiger urine in pricey dishes advertised as endangered Siberian tigers.</p>

<p>Local media in Heilongjiang province got wind the restaurant was offering stir-fried dishes and medicinal liquor made from tiger meat and bones, sparking local police and health inspectors to pounce, the China Daily said today.</p>  
					</blockquote></p>

<p>(Via <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/">The Huffington Post | Raw Feed</a>.)</p>]]>

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<title>GrimJack on G4</title>
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<issued>2005-09-01T02:27:37Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">Steven Borock, Primary Grader and Restoration Detection Expert at CGC will be on Attack Of The Show tomorrow on the G4 network, where he&apos;ll be calling the new IDW Grimjack series as on of the best comics on the shelves...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cgccomics.com/about/graders.htm">Steven Borock</a>, Primary Grader and Restoration Detection Expert at CGC will be on <a href="http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html">Attack Of The Show</a> tomorrow on the <a href="http://www.g4tv.com/main.html">G4</a> network, where he'll be calling the new IDW Grimjack series as on of the best comics on the shelves today. </p>

<p>And if you can't trust a CGC grader on what's a good comic, who <i>can</i> you trust?</p>

<p>The <a href="http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/episodes/4390/Steve_Borock_EFF_LAN_Party.html">show</a> will be on 7pm ET, 4pm PT and again at 1am ET, 10pm PT.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Wimps</title>
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<modified>2008-06-18T07:28:11Z</modified>
<issued>2005-08-31T07:08:11Z</issued>
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<created>2005-08-31T07:08:11Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Return your can or you might get Tango&apos;d - Yahoo! News: LONDON (Reuters) - Drinks company Britvic said on Friday it was recalling thousands of cans of Tango soft drink because of concerns they might explode. The company, which uses...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050829/od_nm/tango_dc">Return your can or you might get Tango'd - Yahoo! News</a>:
<blockquote>LONDON (Reuters) - Drinks company Britvic said on Friday it was recalling thousands of cans of Tango soft drink because of concerns they might explode.

<p>The company, which uses TV adverts featuring people getting drenched in soft drink with the catchphrase "You know when you've been Tango'd," said the "precautionary measure" came after a small number of complaints about cans bursting.</p>

<p>"Although not unsafe to drink, the products could contain a naturally-occurring yeast, which over an extended storage period might generate a build up of carbon dioxide that could distort or burst the packaging," the firm said in a statement.</blockquote></p></p>

<p>You want a refund on your drink just because it might explode a little? Get out of my bar. Try that fern-and-chrome tourist trap over on Elder and Wood, where you can get your drinks with the little umbrellas in them.</p>

<p>Mooks.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>New meaning to &quot;drinking contest&quot;</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">If we can convince the Cynosure City Council to do this, we&apos;ll be rich! Beer drinking survey has Germany&apos;s Schroeder ahead - Yahoo! News: BERLIN (Reuters) - German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder&apos;s Social Democrats are trailing opposition leader Angela Merkel&apos;s Christian...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p>If we can convince the Cynosure City Council to do this, we'll be rich!</p>

<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050826/od_nm/germany_election_dc">Beer drinking survey has Germany's Schroeder ahead - Yahoo! News</a>:
<blockquote>BERLIN (Reuters) - German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder's Social Democrats are trailing opposition leader Angela Merkel's Christian Democrats in all the leading opinion polls ahead of a September 18 general election.

<p>But Schroeder's SPD have nevertheless opened up a comfortable lead of 117 litres in an unusual "Vote With Your Throat" beer drinking survey at a popular tavern in the government quarter.</p>

<p>The "Waehle mit der Kehle" poll allows beer drinkers at the Bundespressestrand to choose between the "Schroeder tap," which is painted in the SPD color red, or the "Merkel tap," painted in Merkel's CDU banner color of black.</p>

<p>Exactly 1,319 litres of the Schroeder beer were purchased in the first two weeks of the race, according to a digital measuring device at the beach-style bar across the River Spree from the Reichstag building, compared to Merkel's 1,202 litres.</p>

<p>The results of the poll, sponsored by the German-language Financial Times Deutschland newspaper, are published each day on the newspaper's Internet site (www.ftd.de/kehle).</p>

<p>Merkel had opened an early 105-liter advantage after the first weekend of the beer polling, but Schroeder mounted a furious comeback, racing to a 151-liter lead after the second weekend before it started to dry up again.</p>

<p>By contrast, the CDU lead the SPD by between 14-11 points in the latest opinion polls.</blockquote></p></p>]]>

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<title>Truman original GrimJack art for sale</title>
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<modified>2007-09-10T22:49:41Z</modified>
<issued>2005-08-18T05:54:53Z</issued>
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<created>2005-08-18T05:54:53Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Less than twelve hours left! Go go go baby!...</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZabbaabbakong">Less than twelve hours left!</a> Go go go baby!
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<entry>
<title>Bob, get back here!</title>
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<modified>2007-09-10T22:49:41Z</modified>
<issued>2005-08-16T23:03:13Z</issued>
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<summary type="text/plain">Mysterious reptile eludes capture in park (Reuters): Reuters - A mysterious, alligator-like creature that surfaced in a Los Angeles suburb has eluded capture for nearly a week, shrewdly passing up raw chicken bait and dodging reptile wranglers in pontoon boats....</summary>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050816/od_nm/reptile_dc">Mysterious reptile eludes capture in park (Reuters)</a>:
<blockquote><p><a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050816/od_nm/reptile_dc"><img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20050816/mdf29269.jpg?x=86&y=130&sig=OqLjqHZDsiDQ85wPpGgw4g--" align="left" height="130" width="86" alt="A mysterious, alligator-like creature that surfaced in a Los Angeles suburb has eluded capture for nearly a week, shrewdly passing up raw chicken bait and dodging reptile wranglers in pontoon boats. The 5-foot-long (1.5 meter) reptile was first spotted last Wednesday swimming in a lake at an urban park in the gritty Los Angeles suburb of Harbor City. Park officials concluded that it was probably a Caiman, a relative of the alligator indigenous to South America, and speculate that it may have been an exotic pet that was abandoned when it grew too large.Adult caiman measuring about 2m long, swim in artificial ponds east of Montevideo, August 29, 2004. (Pablo La Rosa/Reuters)" border="0" /></a>Reuters - A mysterious, alligator-like creature that surfaced in a Los Angeles suburb has eluded capture for nearly a week, shrewdly passing up raw chicken bait 
and dodging reptile wranglers in pontoon boats.  The 5-foot-long (1.5 meter) reptile was first spotted last Wednesday swimming in a lake at an urban park in the gritty Los Angeles suburb of Harbor City.</p><br clear=all></blockquote></p>

<p>Gin. You need to capture him with gin. Bourbon in a pinch.</p>

<p>If you do catch him, deliver him back here, and we'll buy all your drinks for the night.</p>

<p>(Via <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/i/757">Yahoo! News: Oddly Enough</a>.)</p>]]>

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<title>Three ounces of flesh</title>
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<modified>2007-09-10T22:49:41Z</modified>
<issued>2005-08-09T00:19:24Z</issued>
<id>tag:gj.malibulist.com,2005:/mundens//8.3190</id>
<created>2005-08-09T00:19:24Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">As you may know, due to a production slip-up two pages were inadvertently left out of The Legend of GrimJack Volume Three -- pages 12 and 13 from issue 12, to be specific. IDW Publishing is busy working out a...</summary>
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<name>Gordon Munden</name>
<url>http://www.mundensbar.com</url>
<email>gordon@mundensbar.com</email>
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<![CDATA[<p>As you may know, due to a production slip-up two pages were inadvertently left out of <em>The Legend of GrimJack</em> Volume Three -- pages 12 and 13 from issue 12, to be specific. IDW Publishing is busy working out a cure; until then, we offer you the two missing pages here for your reading pleasure. When we hear from IDW about the resolution to this situation, we'll post the news here. Stay tuned.</p>

<p><a href="http://gj.malibulist.com/cyntimes/archives/GJ12-12.html" onclick="window.open('http://gj.malibulist.com/cyntimes/archives/GJ12-12.html','popup','width=640,height=960,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://gj.malibulist.com/cyntimes/archives/GJ12-12-thumb.jpg" width="211" height="316" /></a> <a href="http://gj.malibulist.com/cyntimes/archives/GJ12-13.html" onclick="window.open('http://gj.malibulist.com/cyntimes/archives/GJ12-13.html','popup','width=640,height=960,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://gj.malibulist.com/cyntimes/archives/GJ12-13-thumb.jpg" width="211" height="316" /></a></p>

<p>Special thanks to Andrew W. Laubacher, John Koenigsbeck, and everybody else who pointed out the error to us.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Okay, who turned on the Gender Blender?</title>
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<modified>2007-09-10T22:49:41Z</modified>
<issued>2005-08-08T08:55:02Z</issued>
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<created>2005-08-08T08:55:02Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Look, I said I wanted an X-Men crossover, not an Ex-Men crossover. The people behind this experiment in regenderism will be dealt with immediately. Michelle, Joyce, and Tina are not amused. And now I have to go stop Bob from...</summary>
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<name>Gordon Munden</name>
<url>http://www.mundensbar.com</url>
<email>gordon@mundensbar.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Look, I said I wanted an X-Men crossover, not an Ex-Men crossover. The people behind <a href="http://regender.com/swap/http://gj.malibulist.com/mundens/">this experiment in regenderism</a> will be dealt with immediately. Michelle, Joyce, and Tina are not amused.</p>

<p>And now I have to go stop Bob from hitting on himself. Man, between this and the mirror behind the bar...</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>We have some spokesbeings for you...</title>
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<modified>2007-09-10T22:49:41Z</modified>
<issued>2005-07-28T10:03:43Z</issued>
<id>tag:gj.malibulist.com,2005:/mundens//8.3149</id>
<created>2005-07-28T10:03:43Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Alcohol Makers Ordered To Fire Brad Pitt, Hire &quot;Overweight, Middle-Aged, Balding&quot; Men For Ads...: Has George Clooney sold his last Martini? Will macho heart-throbs never again seduce women into taking another glass? Drinks companies have been ordered to hire paunchy,...</summary>
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<name>Gordon Munden</name>
<url>http://www.mundensbar.com</url>
<email>gordon@mundensbar.com</email>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thenewswire/archive/2005/07/alcohol-makers-ordered-to_4747.html">Alcohol Makers Ordered To Fire Brad Pitt, Hire "Overweight, Middle-Aged, Balding" Men For Ads...</a>:
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Has George Clooney sold his last Martini? Will macho heart-throbs never again seduce women into taking another glass?

<p>Drinks companies have been ordered to hire paunchy, balding men for advertisements to meet new rules forbidding any link between women's drinking and sex. Watchdogs have issued a list of undesirable male characteristics that advertisers must abide by in order to comply with tougher rules designed to separate alcohol from sexual success.</blockquote></p></p>

<p>Luckily, nobody who drinks here has any particular sex appeal. Mister Gaunt does, but that's got damn little to do with his drinking. Okay, and BlacJacMac, but Goddess will flambe him if he gets caught stepping out of line. And Bob's cute, not sexy. So you can have anyone else in here as your spokesperson.</p>

<p>Oh, wait, you can't put me in either. Not because of my rugged good looks, but Mr. Gaunt has a policy about endorsements. Yeah. That sounds good.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Yet another reason we don&apos;t serve food here</title>
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<modified>2007-09-10T22:49:41Z</modified>
<issued>2005-06-23T01:10:40Z</issued>
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<created>2005-06-23T01:10:40Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">They won&apos;t even let us go fishing anymore. Rare Morocco explosives seizure - for fishing (Reuters): &quot;Reuters - Moroccan police have questioned three men after seizing explosives and detonators, apparently for use in fishing, state news agency MAP reported on...</summary>
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<name>Gordon Munden</name>
<url>http://www.mundensbar.com</url>
<email>gordon@mundensbar.com</email>
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<![CDATA[<p>They won't even let us go fishing anymore.</p>

<p><a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/rss/oddlyenough/*http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050622/od_uk_nm/oukoe_morocco_explosives">Rare Morocco explosives seizure - for fishing (Reuters)</a>: "Reuters - Moroccan police have questioned three men after seizing explosives and detonators, apparently for use in fishing, state news agency MAP reported on Wednesday."</p>

<p>(Via <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/i/757">Yahoo! News: Oddly Enough</a>.)</p>]]>

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